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Coming this week from Pretty Raven Books…
“My name is Rudolph and I wasn’t always a reindeer.”
Welcome to Rudolph’s First Kill: Santa’s Assassins #1. This lively pulp fiction short is 8,801 words (about a 30-minute read) and features fast-paced storytelling, hand-to-hand combat, a sly sense of humor, and a heart of gingerbread gold.
Santa’s newest assassin is a former Navy Seal turned C.I.A. Black Ops paramilitary specialist. And Mr. Claus is about to send him on a mission he’ll never forget.
This holiday season, the best Christmas present is justice.
Add a little kick to your Yule with this quirky holiday action comedy featuring a gritty hero who takes on corruption in the halls of power. It’s funny, it’s fresh, it’s festive, and it’s a lot of fun for $2.99. We hope you love the opening story in the “Santa’s Assassins” series.
Merry Frickin’ Christmas from all of us at Pretty Raven Books.
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